Cocktail Menu

Sleepy Joe

14

1oz Brandy, 1oz Creme de Curacao, 4oz Pineapple Juice, Angostura Bitters

Pet-Nup

14

1oz Zubrowka, 1oz Melon liqueur, 2oz apple juice, 1oz lime juice

Lifestyle Clause

19

1oz Absinthe, 1oz Rye, Angostura Bitters

Greedy Lawyer

14

1oz Vodka, 1oz Crème de Menthe, 1oz Baileys, 1oz Cream

Common Law

13

1oz Gin, 1oz Cherry Brandy, 3oz Orange Juice and grenadine

Infidelity Clause

11

1oz Jack Daniels, 1oz Triple Sec, 3oz Sour Mix, 1oz Lemon Lime Soda

No Fault Divorce

14

1oz Crème de Menthe, 1oz Amaretto, 3oz Lime Juice

Sugar Daddy Old Fashioned

13

2oz Southern Comfort, Sugar, 1oz Soda, Angostura Bitters, Orange Twist

Friends with No Benefits

13

1oz Captain Morgan White, Orange Juice, Cranberry Juice, Lime Juice, 1oz Apricot Brandy

I’m NOT Fit to be a Husband

11

4oz La Trappe Tripel, 4oz Cider, 4oz German Lager

Dead Beat Man-Go Margarita

13

1oz Silver Tequila, 0.5oz Cointreau, Mango Juice, Sugar Rim

The Perfect Wife Margarita

15

1oz Silver Tequila, 0.5oz Cointreau, Lime Juice

Milk Man’s Child

14

1oz Crème de Cacao, 1oz Brandy, 4oz Milk, Cinnamon

Screw The Courts I Have a Prenup

14

1oz Tito’s Handmade Vodka, 3oz Orange Juice, 1oz Peach Schnapps

Spousal Student Loan

12

Sinner helles bock with a 1oz shot of your choice of bar rail, served in a qwak glass

Graduation Cocktail

22

6oz Champagne Beer, 3oz Pineapple Juice, 3oz Orange Juice, 1oz Cherry Brandy, 1oz Grand Marnier

Hot Belgian Blonde

16

Hot Chocolate, 1oz Sailor Jerry Spiced Rum, 1oz Butterscotch Schnapps, Bitters, Cinnamon, Whipped Cream

The Fairytale Romance

15

2oz Scotch, 1oz Crème de Menthe, 1oz Gingerale, Angostura Bitters

The German Nipple

15

1oz Jagermeister, 1oz Vodka, 1oz Patron Cafe Liqueur

Sandbagger Gin Hard Lemon Lime Seltzer

10

50-50 Split All Served on Ice

10

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